I can't with Kirstie Alley!

Earlier this month The Today Show ran a story about how helpful Scientologists are being in Haiti!

Today at work we edited a piece about John Travolta "helping" with the relief effort in Haiti!

Kirstie Alley is taking over A&E with her new show Kirstie Alley's Big Life! And what is she gonna do with her big fat A&E paychecks now!? You guessed it. Spend it on more OT Level VII auditing! (And by the looks of it, some pastries as well)

Who would've thought that lovable duo from Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking 2, and Look Who's Talking Now would perpetuate the goals of a sinister cult and unload more evil into this world!?

Listen John Travolta, you and $cientology are not fooling anybody. Your "relief" efforts have repeatedly proven to be nothing other than tragedy profiteering behind a VERY thinly veiled guise of minions in yellow t-shirts implementing pseudo scientific techniques with absolutely no empirical evidence to back it up. The PR videos released by your cult of you passing out food and water with your wife from the back of your plane are a disgusting reminder of the brainwashing tactics that must have been used on you to help you forget that you are supporting an organization that killed your son. It is no secret (as it was made public in undercover BBC recordings last year by top ranking ex-members of your cult) that "Volunteer Ministers" with the cult of $cientology are put in disaster areas to recruit and create "Protective Shields" around disaster victims so as not to expose them to "dangerous" psychological and psychiatric attention from qualified medical practitioners.

And you listen to me too Kirstie Alley. Seeing posters of your fat ass everywhere now licking cupcakes is making me nauseas. The only "reality" show that should be accurately made of your life and your "struggle" to get back on top should be about how you are trying to escape the nefarious clutches of a Orwellian sect that has been raping your mind and wallet for years. I don't care how much of a sense of humor you want to pretend to have on camera for a paycheck about being fat, you should use your platform in life to speak out about the crimes of the organization you have unfortunately chosen to support. Valerie Bertinelli is and always will be cuter.

I never liked you anyway for being the only Cheers member to not appear on Frasier either because it portrayed a psychiatrist in a positive light.

Kirstie, you claim Narconon got you off drugs, girl? Interesting being that Narconon employs $cientologists with no medical training nor any therapeutic practices in addiction recovery and education. What they are educated in is sales tactics and recruitment methods and I guess it seems to have worked wonders on you babe as they fully convinced you that they are the ones responsible for helping you kick your cocaine habit. You should have them help you learn how to kick your butter habit too.

"Life. Lick it."?! Lick this, bitch.